26% done with Murderous Little Darlings by John Hennessy

Murderous Little Darlings (A Tale of Vampires Book 1) - John L. Hennessy

"That brain deserves to exist in a better body than yours, Rocco. My, what a dreary way to describe our existence. No!"

 

"I find this such a thankless task. No one will ever understand our work on this earth."

 

"Come on, Rocco. Otherwise I will leave you with Marcus. I'm not having any part of this madness."

 

 

What "almost" seven year old kids talk this way? I get that they are vampires but apparently they age normally so they are basically just normal seven year olds, apart from the whole sucking blood thing anyway. Thank goodness this is a short book me thinks!

 

I should have had a peek at the reviews before grabbing this, the reviews look somewhat suspect. Glad it was a freebie!