Reading progress update: I've read 50%.

"There were cinnamon donuts, boston cream and jelly, chocolate sprinkle, rainbow sprinkle, maple cream, toasted coconut, and apple fritters. And then stranger flavours - froot loop, peanut butter, ketchup, pickle juice, lox and cream cheese, lobster, cheeseburger, fried chicken, wasabi, acorn flour, bubblegum, pop rocks, and spelt." Just went from thinking Yummm, to losing my appetite lol